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Oooone boy! One boy for sale! Only seven guineas…

May 28, 2010 by Keri Leave a Comment

This past week has been unbearably stressful for me due to a few work deadlines and massive drama happening to my friends and family. For awhile, I was pretty much crying at least once a day, and I became afraid of answering the phone. And of course, this is the week that Gabe is going through teething hell. His second-year molars are coming in, slowly but surely, and the poor kiddo has had a fever and been in pain for days. Even with the ibuprofen takes away his pain, he’s still irritable and whiny. Being almost two doesn’t help.

I was at my wits end with all the dramatic screaming in my house, so I offered to sell Gabe on Twitter. My friend Joey said he’d pay four dollars if I pay for shipping. I pronounced him sold and then proudly displayed my sale on Facebook. Fortunately for me, my friends all have a good sense of humor and I didn’t have to worry about anyone calling CPS on me. My mother-in-law and my friend Liz made me laugh with their responses, but the buyer, Joey, took the prize for the funniest comment.
Thank you Joey for the laugh. You made us all laugh, and now I’ve immortalized it in my little corner of the Internet.

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Keri has a weird gaming backstory that is better left unsaid. She has been part of the games writing industry since 2004 and has grown to love all RPGs, shooters, visual novels, and your general open-world adventure. When she’s not gaming or stabbing writers with her red pen (a favorite pastime), she’s teaching yoga, reading the latest WH40K novel, or trying to make sure one of her kids doesn’t set the house on fire. She used to write for various video game websites. Now she writes for herself and yells about comics on a podcast.

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