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One-Line Book Review: The Magos by Dan Abnett

May 3, 2019 by Keri Leave a Comment

The Magos review

The Summary Limerick There was a magos named Drusher, He wasn't much of a bone crusher. But his brilliant mind, Saved both Eisenhorn and mankind. He and Macks need to get back together before a riot I will usher! The Magos Book Review It's great to have Eisenhorn back, but it's even better that it takes a biology magos to show him where the lines need to be drawn … [Read more...] about One-Line Book Review: The Magos by Dan Abnett

One Line Book Review: Ravenor Returned by Dan Abnett

May 2, 2019 by Keri Leave a Comment

Ravenor Returned review

The Summary Limerick Ravenor returns to Eustis Majoris barely alive, And moves everyone secretly to a hive. While closing in on Trice and watching for Slyte, He entirely missed the true evil that night, Resulting in unfinished business that does not jive. Ravenor Returned Book Review Ravenor's return to Eustis Majoris was full of suspense, intrigue, and fun, … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Ravenor Returned by Dan Abnett

One Line Book Review: Dark Imperium by Guy Haley

April 21, 2019 by Keri Leave a Comment

Dark Imperium review

The Summary Limerick There was Primarch named Rowboat Gulleyman, He was so handsome Grimdank calls him Girlyman. When he awoke, He declared the Imperium broke, And changed everything in the name of Guilliman. Dark Imperium Book Review Yes, there is a war against Nurgle, Mortarion, and the Death Guard going on, but it's hard to keep focus when Roboute Guilliman … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Dark Imperium by Guy Haley

One Line Book Review: Calgar’s Siege by Paul Kearney

March 12, 2019 by Keri Leave a Comment

Calgar's Siege book review

The Summary Limerick There once was a planet called Zalidar Its people were proud in the backwater Then the orks called for a Waaagh! Everyone screamed Aaaugh! But there was no Exterminatus thanks to Calgar. Calgar's Siege Book Review The biggest derailment of a road trip ever is a pulse-pounding page turner, but then it just ends, like Calgar dropped a … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Calgar’s Siege by Paul Kearney

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Keri has a weird gaming backstory that is better left unsaid. She has been part of the games writing industry since 2004 and has grown to love all RPGs, shooters, visual novels, and your general open-world adventure. When she’s not gaming or stabbing writers with her red pen (a favorite pastime), she’s teaching yoga, reading the latest WH40K novel, or trying to make sure one of her kids doesn’t set the house on fire. She used to write for various video game websites. Now she writes for herself and yells about comics on a podcast.

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