CrunchyChocobo https://www.crunchychocobo.com Books, Games, Gadgets, and Life with the CrunchyChocobo Thu, 02 May 2019 18:00:19 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://www.crunchychocobo.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/cropped-favicon-32x32.png CrunchyChocobo https://www.crunchychocobo.com 32 32 63456164 One-Line Book Review: The Magos by Dan Abnett https://www.crunchychocobo.com/2019/05/the-magos-review/ https://www.crunchychocobo.com/2019/05/the-magos-review/#respond Fri, 03 May 2019 14:55:07 +0000 http://www.crunchychocobo.com/?p=963 Sometimes WH40k romances are the best romances.

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]]> The Magos reviewThe Summary Limerick

There was a magos named Drusher,

He wasn’t much of a bone crusher.

But his brilliant mind,

Saved both Eisenhorn and mankind.

He and Macks need to get back together before a riot I will usher!

The Magos Book Review

It’s great to have Eisenhorn back, but it’s even better that it takes a biology magos to show him where the lines need to be drawn in his line of work.

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]]> https://www.crunchychocobo.com/2019/05/the-magos-review/feed/ 0 963 One-Line Book Review: Horus Rising by Dan Abnett https://www.crunchychocobo.com/2019/05/one-line-book-review-horus-rising-by-dan-abnett/ https://www.crunchychocobo.com/2019/05/one-line-book-review-horus-rising-by-dan-abnett/#respond Thu, 02 May 2019 20:30:35 +0000 https://www.crunchychocobo.com/?p=981 I was not prepared for this.

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]]> Horus Rising reviewThe Summary Limerick

There was once a primarch named Horus

Who was so beloved, his Luna Wolves all praised him in a chorus.

But then [redacted] ruined it all,

And you know he’s the trigger for the upcoming fall,

Which makes me wonder just how much the Emperor is for us.

Horus Rising Book Review

Dammit, Abnett, why did you have to make Horus so darn likable and so not the bad guy?

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]]> https://www.crunchychocobo.com/2019/05/one-line-book-review-horus-rising-by-dan-abnett/feed/ 0 981 One Line Book Review: Ravenor Returned by Dan Abnett https://www.crunchychocobo.com/2019/05/one-line-book-review-ravenor-returned-by-dan-abnett/ https://www.crunchychocobo.com/2019/05/one-line-book-review-ravenor-returned-by-dan-abnett/#respond Thu, 02 May 2019 15:55:17 +0000 https://www.crunchychocobo.com/?p=978 Ten times less predictable than the first Ravenor novel.

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]]> Ravenor Returned reviewThe Summary Limerick

Ravenor returns to Eustis Majoris barely alive,

And moves everyone secretly to a hive.

While closing in on Trice and watching for Slyte,

He entirely missed the true evil that night,

Resulting in unfinished business that does not jive.

Ravenor Returned Book Review

Ravenor’s return to Eustis Majoris was full of suspense, intrigue, and fun, making it pretty much everything Ravenor was not.

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