There once was a Chaplain named Erebus,

Who was an incredible dingus.

A Rube-Goldberg machine he did make,

For the Warmaster’s soul to take,

And somehow it all works to screw us.

False Gods Book Review

I can sum up this whole book in one line from Devil’s Advocate: “Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.”

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There was once a primarch named Horus

Who was so beloved, his Luna Wolves all praised him in a chorus.

But then [redacted] ruined it all,

And you know he’s the trigger for the upcoming fall,

Which makes me wonder just how much the Emperor is for us.

Horus Rising Book Review

Dammit, Abnett, why did you have to make Horus so darn likable and so not the bad guy?

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Ravenor returns to Eustis Majoris barely alive,

And moves everyone secretly to a hive.

While closing in on Trice and watching for Slyte,

He entirely missed the true evil that night,

Resulting in unfinished business that does not jive.

Ravenor Returned Book Review

Ravenor’s return to Eustis Majoris was full of suspense, intrigue, and fun, making it pretty much everything Ravenor was not.

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