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One Line Book Review: Calgar’s Siege by Paul Kearney

March 12, 2019 by Keri Leave a Comment

Calgar's Siege book review

The Summary Limerick There once was a planet called Zalidar Its people were proud in the backwater Then the orks called for a Waaagh! Everyone screamed Aaaugh! But there was no Exterminatus thanks to Calgar. Calgar's Siege Book Review The biggest derailment of a road trip ever is a pulse-pounding page turner, but then it just ends, like Calgar dropped a … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Calgar’s Siege by Paul Kearney

One Line Book Review: Diablo: The Sin War: Veiled Prophet

March 1, 2016 by Keri Leave a Comment

Diablo The Sin War The Veiled Prophet

The biggest sin of this whole trilogy is how padded it is. … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Diablo: The Sin War: Veiled Prophet

One Line Book Review: Diablo The Sin War: Scales of the Serpent

February 15, 2016 by Keri Leave a Comment

Heaven and Hell both set up the chessboard in Sanctuary, but this is so drawn out, the book doesn't even have its own checkmate. … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Diablo The Sin War: Scales of the Serpent

One Line Book Review: Diablo The Sin War: Birthright

January 28, 2016 by Keri Leave a Comment

Stay awhile, and read about how the nephalem were created due to angels and demons pretty much being dicks and the beginnings of the necromancers with no explanation. … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Diablo The Sin War: Birthright

One Line Book Review: Blood of Elves

April 12, 2015 by Keri Leave a Comment

Blood of Elves needed one thing to be complete: a fucking ending. … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Blood of Elves

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Keri has a weird gaming backstory that is better left unsaid. She has been part of the games writing industry since 2004 and has grown to love all RPGs, shooters, visual novels, and your general open-world adventure. When she’s not gaming or stabbing writers with her red pen (a favorite pastime), she’s teaching yoga, reading the latest WH40K novel, or trying to make sure one of her kids doesn’t set the house on fire. She used to write for various video game websites. Now she writes for herself and yells about comics on a podcast.

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