There once was a Chaplain named Erebus,

Who was an incredible dingus.

A Rube-Goldberg machine he did make,

For the Warmaster’s soul to take,

And somehow it all works to screw us.

False Gods Book Review

I can sum up this whole book in one line from Devil’s Advocate: “Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.”

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There was a magos named Drusher,

He wasn’t much of a bone crusher.

But his brilliant mind,

Saved both Eisenhorn and mankind.

He and Macks need to get back together before a riot I will usher!

The Magos Book Review

It’s great to have Eisenhorn back, but it’s even better that it takes a biology magos to show him where the lines need to be drawn in his line of work.

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There was once a primarch named Horus

Who was so beloved, his Luna Wolves all praised him in a chorus.

But then [redacted] ruined it all,

And you know he’s the trigger for the upcoming fall,

Which makes me wonder just how much the Emperor is for us.

Horus Rising Book Review

Dammit, Abnett, why did you have to make Horus so darn likable and so not the bad guy?

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Ravenor returns to Eustis Majoris barely alive,

And moves everyone secretly to a hive.

While closing in on Trice and watching for Slyte,

He entirely missed the true evil that night,

Resulting in unfinished business that does not jive.

Ravenor Returned Book Review

Ravenor’s return to Eustis Majoris was full of suspense, intrigue, and fun, making it pretty much everything Ravenor was not.

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There was Primarch named Rowboat Gulleyman,

He was so handsome Grimdank calls him Girlyman.

When he awoke,

He declared the Imperium broke,

And changed everything in the name of Guilliman.

Dark Imperium Book Review

Yes, there is a war against Nurgle, Mortarion, and the Death Guard going on, but it’s hard to keep focus when Roboute Guilliman has decided to up-end everything that’s been going on for the last 10,000 years.

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There once was a planet called Zalidar

Its people were proud in the backwater

Then the orks called for a Waaagh!

Everyone screamed Aaaugh!

But there was no Exterminatus thanks to Calgar.

Calgar’s Siege Book Review

The biggest derailment of a road trip ever is a pulse-pounding page turner, but then it just ends, like Calgar dropped a mic.

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