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One Line Book Review: Dark Imperium by Guy Haley

April 21, 2019 by Keri Leave a Comment

Dark Imperium reviewThe Summary Limerick

There was Primarch named Rowboat Gulleyman,

He was so handsome Grimdank calls him Girlyman.

When he awoke,

He declared the Imperium broke,

And changed everything in the name of Guilliman.

Dark Imperium Book Review

Yes, there is a war against Nurgle, Mortarion, and the Death Guard going on, but it’s hard to keep focus when Roboute Guilliman has decided to up-end everything that’s been going on for the last 10,000 years.


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Keri has a weird gaming backstory that is better left unsaid. She has been part of the games writing industry since 2004 and has grown to love all RPGs, shooters, visual novels, and your general open-world adventure. When she’s not gaming or stabbing writers with her red pen (a favorite pastime), she’s teaching yoga, reading the latest WH40K novel, or trying to make sure one of her kids doesn’t set the house on fire. She used to write for various video game websites. Now she writes for herself and yells about comics on a podcast.

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